A totally nowaday tale

BIW. (Before I write) Hey, have fun, sometimes it's great to be silly! ;)


Once upon a facebook and gmail time lived three users. The eldest one was dirty one but unnecessarily clean. The middle one was middle one as he was in the middle. The youngest one was just a lamer as he didn’t know that internet is not connected to a microwave.
When their provider went spaming to another portal, he left his users the wireless internet connection. First user tried to connect to facebook but entered gmail and lost his interest when browsing spambox.
Second user tried connect to gmail but entered facebook where he lived virtually happily for a few hours as notebook’s batteries died out.
Third user connected to microwave by placing there a notebook. Unfortunately notebook was transformed into the microchips.
The connection is lost, who tried to adjust the settings is a real pro-user, the ones who doesn’t – microwave can offer various other options than blowing up your colleague computers. Log off and remember your password or you will be lost in the reality for real.